The Funny Papers

I went at home to not spoil it,

I want to go hike and enjoy it,

But now my belly

Is a bit yelly

I don’t think it knows there’s no toilet.

I have been on the trail for a while.

No people, no toilet, for miles

Oh, too much snow,

Where do I go

There’s no way to do this in style.

Maybe they’ll think it's a coyote,

A bear, a deer or large doggie

How do I clean it

I really didn’t mean it

Next time I will bring a baggie